=]

i can finally breathe.
and it feels great.
i think i'm the winner in this situation.
i'll say it again...I WIN AND YOU LOSE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT AHAHAHA.
bce and billy talent makes everything better (L) keviiiin :P
there needs to be a mood setting that just says 'winner.' because that's my mood right now haha.

loves your bum.

you make me sad.

it's a jar of dirt!
hehe, this took me 5 hours to do.
BUT I FINALLY FINISHED IT and now i have a serious case of athritis :D
i did this for mums birthday because i am too stingy to buy her a present.
yah.

( The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers, and mutineers )

once upon a time there was a small child who wanted a guitar.
her father was a STINGY TIGHT-ASS who had all the money in the world but always wanted it for himself.
the stupid man and the small child walked into a SHIT-ASS SHOP called music junction.
a FUCKWIT sales assistant led us straight to the SHITTY guitars.
'this is a good one. buyitbuyitbuyitbuyit'
'that guitar won't last' thought the small child. 'what a piece of SHIT. no way in hell i want that one.'
so she tells her RETARDED father how she feels but he won't listen.
'we'll buy it' he says to the WEINER sales assistant.
the small child is happy she has a guitar but at the same time pissed because she had no say in it.
that very night she plugs her guitar in and plays the only two songs she knows, 7 nation army and smoke on the water (thanks to giorgi whos bum smells pretty bad).
but wait! there is a problem with this guitar! it is stuffing up!
'on the first day?' the small child exclaims.
and two years from that day on the guitar has continuously gotten worse and worse until this very week, where kicking the shit out of it did no good no more.
the amount of times she has told her STUPID DUMBASS father to go get it fixed went unoticed.
so off the not so small anymore child goes to yet another exciting guitar lesson. she plugs in, guitar doesn't work, guitar teacher offers to rip the shit out of it and see whats wrong.
fun fun. now i know what guitar guts look like.
but still not working.
'wow, it's officially dead.' says the not so small anymore child.
'i was right and dad was wrong and now i have no guitar.'
GOD HATES ME
the end.

yay a banner.
yay SAW!!!!!!!!
i was bored and couldn't wait for loz to make one for me so i made one myself but i doubt it will be as good as lauras.
et voila.
I LOVE LEIGH WHANNELL AND JAMES WAN
109 days till SAW 3!!!!!!!!!!!

( I LOVE SAW )

hehe
yet another SAW icon.
THIS ONE TOOK ME AGES
so you better love it.

( LOVE IT!!!!!! )

LAMEST MOVIE EVER
but pretty funny.
it made me laugh.
so here's a few icons.

( Together, we can stop graveyard babies )

EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
119 DAYS
OMGOMGOMG THE OFFICIAL POSTER HAS BEEN RELEASED AND SO I MADE A WALLPAPER
YOU LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Opens wide this october )